So it turns out you can’t really read more than 4 chapters of a text book the night before an exam without almost passing out. Hopefully after a decent sleep my bullshitting skills are up to scratch.
I gave her some flattery. Bitches love flattery.
Web comics are the worst weapon procrastination can use against exam study. They are funny and addicting which in combination with them taking so long to read makes them the destroyer of all things productive. Fuck.
In Time (2011)
Women in leather pants.
Women in ‘sloppy joe’ hoodies.
Women in denim shirts.
Women in red dresses.
Women in black lingerie.
Women that like Star Wars.
Women that sing.
Women that laugh at puns.
Women that play games.
Women that have grandiose dreams.
I wish they loved me as much as I loved them. Alas, I am a boring individual.
I kind of want to put acid tabs on the communion bread at a church one day to see what happens.
Just realized I sounded like a pre teen girl haha. Oh well.
I met the most beautiful (inside & out) woman last night. eeeeeee!!! And we flirted for ages and it was so cute and I just had the best time ever.
Stoya Photographed by Sean & Seng for POP Spring Summer 2013